Reality show. Very slow. Very serious.

Two turtles. One ramp. Endless drama.

Norri is the big one. Mimi is the small one. Together they are the most stubborn reality show on the internet.

A red-eared slider turtle on a ramp looking straight at the camera
She's watching you

Meet the stars

The big one

Norri

Owner of the warm spot. Believes every ramp, spoon and piece of apple belongs to her.

Ramp control
Patience
Appetite

The small one

Mimi

Tiny ninja. Climbs walls, swims laps and takes the ramp the second nobody is looking.

Stealth
Speed
Backstroke

A day in their life

Norri resting on the ramp

The warm spot

Life in the tank revolves around one thing: the ramp under the lamp. Whoever holds it rules the day. So far nobody has signed a peace deal.

Season 1 coming soon

The Turtle Cup

Norri0
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Mimi0

Swim races. Ramp battles. Maybe even football. Who wins is entirely up to them: nobody here is forced to play, and every prize comes out of their normal dinner.